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Trump Tweet Inspires Cult-like Ceremony at Brooklyn College

By Ben Cohn Published: November 16th, 2016 Emotions have been running high on the Brooklyn College campus following Donald J. Trump’s presidential election victory. There have been protests and countless discussions in the classroom. The president-elect finally wrote about Brooklyn College from his Twitter account this past week. “When I …

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Fugutive Hacker Mastermind Behind CUNYFirst Found in Flatbush Basement

By Ben Cohn Published: November 2nd, 2016 Following an extensive manhunt conducted by the New York Police Department (NYPD) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the mastermind behind CUNYFirst was found living in squalid conditions in a basement room. Janet Martinez, a 53-year-old woman, was secretary at Brooklyn College …

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