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Trump Tweet Inspires Cult-like Ceremony at Brooklyn College

By Ben Cohn Published: November 16th, 2016 Emotions have been running high on the Brooklyn College campus following Donald J. Trump’s presidential election victory. There have been protests and countless discussions in the classroom. The president-elect finally wrote about Brooklyn College from his Twitter account this past week. “When I …

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Fugutive Hacker Mastermind Behind CUNYFirst Found in Flatbush Basement

By Ben Cohn Published: November 2nd, 2016 Following an extensive manhunt conducted by the New York Police Department (NYPD) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the mastermind behind CUNYFirst was found living in squalid conditions in a basement room. Janet Martinez, a 53-year-old woman, was secretary at Brooklyn College …

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Brooklyn College and CLAS Student Government Hire Gordon Ramsay

By Ben Cohn Published: September 28th, 2016 Following  years of complaints, Brooklyn College and the CLAS Student Government has decided this week  to hire renowned English chef Gordon Ramsay as a temporary dietary consultant. His tenure will go through the semester, and he has promised a complete revamping of the …

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